Bad Bowtie Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic". "Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have." She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge". "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone....everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!" So I told her to screw off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruben525 Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 That's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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