Bad Bowtie Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is standing outside of the ladies dressing room waiting for his Mom to come out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your Hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten. For the next TEN years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want." "What do you mean?" he asks. "Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch. "Hell no," he cries, "You've got teeth down there!" "Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such thing as teeth down there." "Yes, there are," he says, "my Mom told me so." "No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek. "No, I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that all women have teeth down there." "Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She rips off her panties, throws her legs up & says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there." The boy takes a good long look & replies, "Well, after seeing the condition of your gums there, I'm frankly not surprised!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonycillo Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 nice, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jddmj Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Somebody had to much time on there hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprayed99 Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 LMFAO... thats great.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruben525 Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Lmfao!!! That's funny as Fu*k! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller812 Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 lol thats a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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