Bad Bowtie Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director was in urgent need of a replacement. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away, so assuming he would fail they tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass. "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels." "Correct." The boss replied rather shocked!! A third glass. ''It's champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk. The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine and gave it to the unsuspecting alcoholic, who tasted it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTYW Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stg313 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller812 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Haha that is an awesome joke. Sent from my DROIDX using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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