Bad Bowtie Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) A guy wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "I'm so glad to see you've regained consciousness. You probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything ... but your penis .... well .... your penis was severed in the accident and they couldn't find it". The man groans in disappointment, but the doctor goes on, "Look, this is not all bad news. You've got $20,000 in insurance cash compensation coming and we now have the medical technology to build you a new penis. They work great, but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $2,000 an inch". The man perks up. "So", the doctor says, "You need to decide how many inches you want. Now, I understand that you've been married for over 25 years so this is something you really should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now, she might be a bit intimidated. And if you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, well ... she might be disappointed. So, it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the right decision." The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day and asks, "So, have you spoken with your wife like we discussed yesterday?" "Yes I have, doc. We spoke when she was here visiting me last night after work", says the man. "And has she helped you make a decision"? "Yes, absolutely." says the man. "And what's your decision?" asks the doctor. "We'll be getting granite countertops." Edited February 16, 2012 by Bad Bowtie (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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