feece08 Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. "Yeah teach?" he replies. "If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher. Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off." "No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds. "Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?" The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream." Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!" Bahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmoWalrus05 Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrick562 Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 Lol this is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller812 Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 Haha that's awesome Sent From My GNex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ_978 Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 lol hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSenvy Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 (edited) I love how it starts.... dirty little matt..... Great joke lol Edited February 25, 2012 by Quicksilvers (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted February 27, 2012 Report Share Posted February 27, 2012 HAHAHA!! Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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