feece08 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers... "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the troopers. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens exclaimed. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?" Fearing the worst, the ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?" The trooper replied, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ_978 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 thats f*cked up lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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StormChaser7905 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 That's awesome!!!!!! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avtonomb Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 That's cool cuz I live next to kachemak bay!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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