Bad Bowtie Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to yell, Patton sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.. In the morning, Patton woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room. She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?' Patton said, 'Why you say such a mean thing?' 'Well,' Kathleen said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly ....... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Silverad0 SS Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jm3907 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Lmfao thanks for a good laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted March 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Sure thing man.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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