Bad Bowtie Posted April 10, 2012 Report Posted April 10, 2012 A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that their teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked John what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." "No," she said, "you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words." She then asked little Alex what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" said the teacher. "What book did you read?" Alex thought about it, then puffed out his chest and said with great pride: "Winnie the S H I T." Quote
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