Bad Bowtie Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.... On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?' The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?' She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts..... Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him, 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy man. 'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer. 'You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she says. The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.' 'But, Sir,' she replies, 'You've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.' The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 35 times a day"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTYW Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 LMAO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrick562 Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Lmao that's a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Down under Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JroCk817 Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superredss Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 nice!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jddmj Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 LOL that ain't even right. if this looks funny, it was sent using tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8hnpSS Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 haha good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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