Bad Bowtie Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 (edited) A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket with "Daisy" written on it?" Man: "Oh honey, don't you remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Daisy was the name of the horse I bet on." The wife was satisfied, and apologized for bonking him. Three days later he is again sitting reading the paper when once again he is bonked on the head again!! Man: "What's that for this time?" Wife: "Your horse called." Edited June 21, 2012 by Bad Bowtie (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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feece08 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Haha nice! Sent from my 4G Razor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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