Bad Bowtie Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 10 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his foolish dog knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 shot in the groin.Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to...and there was his doctor, Sven."Vell, Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat you are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot.""What's the bad news?", asks Ole"The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena.""Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?""Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you vhere to put your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC03SS Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Lmfao lol that's great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrick562 Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Lol that would suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Downeast Johnny Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 That's funny, right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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