Bad Bowtie Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal police pat down. I was looking for my keys.They were not in my pockets or my purse. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice: "I dropped you off!"Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me, please."He retorted, "I was on my way, but I'll be delayed.""Why is that?" I asked."Because I was pulled over by the police and now have to convince them that I didn't steal your car."Yep, it's the golden years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldofashow Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 That's the funnest thing I heard all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la122685 Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 ha! that was funny as hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldofashow Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 Have you seen the vw commercial where the guy forgets to take off his ski mask before walking into the store it should of been a Super Bowl commercial to funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downeast Johnny Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 (edited) Edited February 28, 2013 by Downeast Johnny (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggs Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 That's funny lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmJake Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 Blonds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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