Bad Bowtie Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.""Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, no matter what he asks you to do for him you should smile and say “of course, dear anything for you- Even ANAL.”"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"She replied "You're going to die." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggs Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 LOL SOUNDS LIKE MY WIFE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_FUrious Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Lmao!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC03SS Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Haha that's what would happen to me also lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI.SS Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 hahaha hes in trouble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WantaSSS Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 lol yep.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la122685 Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Lmao love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MID12sSSS Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Hahaha thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chawkins6789 Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 (edited) Pretty funny Sent from my DROID RAZR MAXX using Xparent Red Tapatalk 2 Edited May 15, 2013 by chawkins6789 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rheltemes Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Sad how universally true the story is...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrick562 Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Sad how universally true the story is...... X2 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrausMotorSports Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Yea I would die! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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