So I'm on my way home from work in my '08 VMax SLT and this Titan is behind me at a light. On green, we get going and he nails it, comes around me, CUTS ME OFF (mind you, no one is in the other lane in his way) and he pulls ahead. I lose him around a turn, but realized we were going the same way. So after I turn, I'm ready to go with this dude and I catch up to him. I see him pulling up to a 4 way stop sign. He stops, a Silverado crosses in front of him, but then he doesn't go when it's his turn again. He's OBVIOUSLY waiting for me. So after this stop sign, the two lanes merge into one. I pull up next to him as he getting ready to pull off, and we both nail it. As the lanes begin to merge, I take the lead. I'm not sure if I beat him or if he backed off, (Remember I'm in a NNBS Vmax without a custom tune, you do the math haha) but either way he tried to race me and I came out ahead. Now I was impressed at the Titan's quickness. All i know is the 5.6 motor, I have no idea what HP they make, what transmission they've got, or his rear end gears. All I know is we both had 4x4 extended cab trucks.
So after we get to the highway again, he blows around me and he gets mad and cuts me off again, and I am just loving life. I dont even care.
In fact, I wanted to meet him at the next light and compliment him on the quickness of his POS import.
So he starts rolling his window down first so I click my button and as my window is going down, hes hanging out his window yelling curses at me left and right, MFer this punk @$ B... etc, etc, over and over, quite loudly, and in the middle of traffic.
He was so mad because HE HAD HIS SIX YEAR OLD SON IN THE BACK SEAT, and IM the terrible POS person for racing??? IM the inconsiderate A hole because I MADE him race lol.
I'm like whoa calm down Mr. Parent of the year, you're driving like an @$ hole before we even raced, with your kid in the backseat, THEN YOU WAITED FOR ME, you made the premeditated decision to race me when you waited at the stop sign looking in your rear view, where you could probably see your kid, but instead of being the responsible parent you should be, you actually raced me!
We exchange a few curses, and then he says "well your truck is SLOW and you're POOR, you punk @$ B..."
A) I never MADE you race me with your kid, you could have let me go at the stop sign but you had to try and be a big man and raced me anyway. And stop driving like a j@ck0ff with your kid in the car in the first place! And if you care so much, why are you screaming obscenities at me in the middle of traffic with your kid in the backseat?
B) If my truck is so slow, why did I hang with you, pull you, and then beat you?
C) All you know about me is I drive a black NNBS GMC SLT with a mysterious Vortec Max badge on the door. You don't know my work, education, and family background. FYI the window sticker on my truck said $38,000. Last time I checked, poor people drove cheap imports.... Like TITANS.
Anyway this guy was a real jackass. Parent of the year for sure.
Thanks for letting me vent.
Sloppy as it was, a kill is a kill, and when the driver is such a jerk, it makes it all the more sweet. But I definitely need a custom tune ASAP.