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Mine said I was already dead

I'll let them try it on my truck for free

Beating on the customers vehicles, I never do that Oh wait I do

Think you can handle her

It was not a red light, I did that on the next run No bottle heater yet, thats my next thing for it, the bottle was at 1000psi on the first run and about 850 on the second. It still performed great

Finally got to the truck at the track last night with the bottle. R/T - .258 60' - 2.018 330 - 5.652 1/8 - 8.703 MPH - 80.30 1000 - 11.379 1/4 - 13.669 MPH - 98.12 It was about 80* and my bottle was not completly full but was still a pretty nice run. I think I'm gonna bump it up to a 150 shot

Seen a few of those before but the are stil pretty wicked love the girl fight

Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? ------------------ Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over > his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. > > A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. > > "Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" > > Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to > wash your upper body and feet." > > He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" > > Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she > overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. > > She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the > other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says > "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir." > > The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, > > "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...... > > > > > A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

> A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A > > FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, > > > > HONEY, > > COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? > > IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. > > > > HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, > > FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? > > DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE > > GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > > I DON'T THINK SO. > > > > FINE, > > > > THEN THE WIFE ASKS, > > WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? > > IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT. > > > > TO WHICH HE REPLIED, > > FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? > > DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE > > WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > > I DON'T THINK SO > > > > FINE, SHE SAYS > > THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS > > TO THE FRONT DOOR? > > THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK. > > > > I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T > > WANT TO FIX STEPS. > > HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE > > ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > > I DON'T THINK SO. > > I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. > > I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! > > > > SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A > > COUPLE OF HOURS.................................... > > > > HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW > > HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES > > TO GO HOME. > > > > AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES > > THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. > > > > AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE > > HALL LIGHT IS WORKING > > > > AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES > > THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. > > > > HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? > > SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT > > OUTSIDE AND CRIED. > > > > JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME > > WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. > > > > HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND > > ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER > > GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE. > > > > HE SAID, > > SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE? > > > > SHE REPLIED, > > HELLOOOOO.... > > DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN > > ON MY FOREHEAD? > > I DON'T THINK SO! Better do what your wife ask you to

I saw those in the Bahamas

There is an easier way. Just remove the steering column covers and there is and little white plastic button right above the ignition cylinder, it just twist out, tie it back there is plenty of room under the cover that it wont touch anything, plus you don't take the chance of messing up the BCM connector. Much quicker and easier

TURN you stereo UP To get GM to do anything about it you will need enough people bitch about it especially under warranty before they will do something. Yea it sucks. I wouldn't even mind if they came out with a stationary wind, I never open mine

A Camaro 6spd will not work. The tail shaft housing is part of the case and will not come off like the 4l65e. If you want a manual trans, the only that I know will bolt right in is a 5spd from a 1500 4wd. You will need to swap the comp and harness for a V8 5spd and have it programed. The 6spd from a 3500 4wd may work but will require liitle more modifing, and will hold up to the power.