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  9. JOTD

    in Off-Topic/General

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    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave

    at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place

    where he knows her from.

     

    So he says, "Do you know me?" to which she replies, "I think you're the

    father of one of my kids."

     

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful

    to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor

    party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while

    your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up

    my butt???"

     

    She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math

    teacher."

  18. Gaylord Speedster, Arived today

    in Appearance, Cleaning, & Detailing

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    Thanks Rob

    Just came as described ................packed perfect a few holes in the cardboard but undamaged , installed it at the dealership , so this detailer was watching me install the lid and asked if he can check under the hood , i said yes i was in the bed working on the hinges, heard him closed the hood , as i was installing the x2000 , he was watching and talking to me as i was finishing up . When i got to work a co worker asked me who dented the front of my hood ..............i said WTF, sure enough there was a palm dent from the idiot who pushed the hood close , i called the dealership a lodged a complaint with my buddy there , he said if my body shop guy who painted the hood could make it right .Now there an up one hour and down for the next 12 hours till i get the the body shop and get the good news that it's fixable

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