DrededSS Posted October 17, 2002 Report Share Posted October 17, 2002 ford means that my Lightning will whip the hell outa your poor silveradoSS LOL :o I'll take some of that. "The less a man makes declarative stements the less likely he is to look like a fool in retrospect" Anytime phord boy, just let me know. RF Your truck ain't fast, don't be talking what you can't back up RF . Dred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RATFINK Posted October 17, 2002 Report Share Posted October 17, 2002 Bite me Dred! I didn't say it was fast........but it is fast enough for the job at hand. RF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOHRTBT Posted October 17, 2002 Report Share Posted October 17, 2002 UHHH....hhuuhhh hhhhuuuhhh huuuhhhh.... You said fast.....job......hand..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt95L Posted October 20, 2002 Report Share Posted October 20, 2002 Factory Ordered Ready to Drag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilleniumSS03 Posted October 21, 2002 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2002 FactoryOrdered Ready to Drag No, I believe it is Factory Ordered Ready to DIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C5SilverBullet Posted October 21, 2002 Report Share Posted October 21, 2002 This thread = funee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt95L Posted October 21, 2002 Report Share Posted October 21, 2002 FactoryOrdered Ready to Drag No, I believe it is Factory Ordered Ready to DIE! Whats with all the Ford H8 B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilleniumSS03 Posted October 21, 2002 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2002 FactoryOrdered Ready to Drag No, I believe it is Factory Ordered Ready to DIE! Whats with all the Ford H8 B) The thread was just meant to be funny. No harm intended, though some people do take it personally. Generally, you would think that since this is a SILVERADO SS forum that there would be mainly Chevy guys but as we can see that is not the case. Just take it in stride and come up with some anacronyms for Chevy. You will be hard pressed to find them though!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryE Posted October 22, 2002 Report Share Posted October 22, 2002 "Please forgive me car gods for I am about to sin" CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Can't Help Every Valve Rattles Or Leaks Every Time! Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cheap Hastily Engineered Vehicle Running On Luck Every Time Cheap Hazardous Expensive Vehicle Runs On Luck Every Time Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain Clutch Hangs, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time. Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time CHEVY Can Hear Every Valve Yell Can't Have Every Vehicle, Yankee Cheapest Heap Ever Viewed Yet Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryE Posted October 22, 2002 Report Share Posted October 22, 2002 GM Garbage Motors General Maintenance Generally Miserable Generally Misunderstood Gluteus Maximus Good Money Goshdarn Mess Great Mistake Grossly Misconceived GMC Garage Man's Companion Gas Mileage Crappy Generally Made Crappy Generally Mediocre Cars Generic Made Chevrolet Generic Made Chevy German Milk Cow Get More Cash Get More Chicks Gets Mechanics Crazy Girlfriend's Mothers Car Gloomy Mechanical Contraption God's Master Creation God's Mechanical Curse Goober Makes Cars Good Many Clunkers Good Mechanics Cry Good Mileage Consistently Goofy Mangled Creation Got More Crap Gotta Mechanic Coming? Great Motor Car Great Mountain Climber Grungy Mound of Crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryE Posted October 22, 2002 Report Share Posted October 22, 2002 DODGE Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dangerous On Days Gears Engage Dead Old Dog Going East Dead On Dad's Garage Elevator Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Dead On Delivery, Gasoline Eater Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere Designers Occasionally Do Good Engineering Digs Own Damn Grave Eventually Do Or Die, Get Engine Dorky Outside - Damn Good Engines Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Driven Only During Grey Evenings MOPAR Made Of Plastic And Rust Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously More Overall Power And Reliability Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Paint And Rust Mostly Old Parts And Rust Move Over People Are Racing Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly Move Over Pontiac Approaching Rapidly My Old Pig Ain't Running My Only Problems Are Repairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryE Posted October 22, 2002 Report Share Posted October 22, 2002 TOYOTA Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All The One You Ought To Avoid Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories YAMAHA Yet Another Mechanical Atrocity Happens Again MAZDA Making A Zillion Dollars Annually Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin! JEEP Jalopy Extrordinaire - Everything Piecemeal Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts Jr. Engineered Every Part Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole Jumps Everything Ever Parked Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts Junk Engineering Executed Poorly Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts Junky Engines Eat Parts Just Eats Every Part Just Empty Every Pocket Just Expect Essential Parts Just Expect Extra Payments JUST Enough Engine Power? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiSdIrEcTeD_1 Posted October 22, 2002 Report Share Posted October 22, 2002 Jeez, Larry... I dont think you left any out... Way to dominate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murtaza Posted November 2, 2002 Report Share Posted November 2, 2002 Automobile Manufacturer's Acronyms ACURA Another Crummy,Useless,Rotten Automobile Asia's Curse Upon Rural America Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents All Cars Usually Require Adjustment Any Child Understands Real Automobiles Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents A Case of a Useless Requested Acronym? Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead AMC All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A Moron's Car Another Major Catastrophe Another Mess of Crap AUDI Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BEETLE Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine BMW Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Mechanical Wonder Big Money Waste Blasphemous Motorized Wreck Bought My Wife Brings Me Women Break My Window Broken Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Works Brutal Money Waster BUICK Butt Ugly Import Car Killer Butt Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer Butt Ugly In Central Kentucky Built Under the Inspection of a Crazy Korean Bought Understanding It Can't Kickbutt CADILLAC Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer CAMARO Can't America Make A Real One? CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Car Has Extensive Rattle On Long Trips Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Loud Engine Tapping Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques CHEVY Charged HEaVilY Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet Cruddy Hick Engine Very Yucky CHRYSLER Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likeable Engineering Research Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair CHRYCO Cherry Hot Rod You Can't Outrun Chrysler Has Run Your Chebby Off CITROEN Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters DATSUN Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips DODGE Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere Dangerous On Days Gears Engage Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego Driven Only During Grey Evenings Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Department Of Defense's Grossest Error Don't Over Drive Gutless Engine Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dear Old Dad's Garage Experiment Edsel Every Day Something Else Leaks FIAT Failure In Automotive Technology Fix It Again Tony Fix It Alltha Time F**ked In the Ass Twice Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation FORD F**ked over rebuilt Dodge Flip over read directions Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Rockville Dump Fails On Rainy Days First On Race Day (proven false) Fourth On Race Day (of the "Big Three", fourth is pretty bad!) First On Recall Day First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Found On Road Dead Found On Rubbish Dump Four Old Rusty Doors Fool Only Runs Downhill (expletive replaced) Driver Returns On Foot (backwards) Fault Of R&D Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. and Ron's DNA Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Freaky Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting Fork Over Repair Dough Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Forward Only, Reverse Defective Forced On Reluctant Drivers GEO Get Everyone Out Grotesque Engineering Outdated Getting Even Ourway Got Engine, Oh? Get 'Er Outtahere Good Engineering Overlooked GM Get a Mopar! Grungy Merchandise General Maintenance Great Mistake Gluteus Maximus Grossly Misconceived GMC Garage Mechanics Companion General Mass of Crap Generally Mediocre Cars Got a Mechanic Coming Got More Crap Get More Chicks Great Muscle Cars Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? GTO Get Tickets Often Get Tires Often HONDA Helping Out Nips Destroying America How Odd-No Damn Acceleration Hold Overs Not Doing Anything Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile Hand Over Dollars to Asians Had One Never Did Again Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else Hallmark of Non-Descript Automobiles HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive IROC Idiot Runs Over Cats Ignorant Redneck Owns Car I'm Really Out of Cash Italian Retard Out Cruising I Race Other Cars I Run Over Children It's Really Only a Camaro JAGUAR Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs JEEP Just Eats Every Part Just Everyone Elses Parts Just Empty Every Pocket Junk Engineering Executed Poorly LTD Long Term Debt Lousy Transportation Dammit Long Term Disability MAZDA Most Always Dangerously Zipping Along Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly Making A Zillion Dollars Annually MERCEDES Money Envy Reliably Causes every Derogatory Expletive to Surface METRO Monkeys Engineered This Road Obstacle Mileage's Everything; Torque, Running's Out Mangey Environmentalist Transporter Rusts On My Endeared Transportatin Rusted Out Martha, Every Thing Rattles Off! May Every Thing Rattle On May Endure Teasing, Ridicule, and Ostracism MG Might Go Mobile Garbage Money Guzzler Money Grabber MGB Might Go Backwards Miata My Intention: Always To Accelerate MITSUBISHI May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents MOPAR Made Of Plastic And Rubber Most Often Passed At Races Most Often Proven At the Racetrack Most OverPowered And Respected Massively OverPowered And Respected Mostly Old Parts And Rust Mostly Old Paint And Rust Mounds Of Power And Revs Move Over, Pentastar Approaching Rapidly MOst Perfect Automobiles for Racing Masters Or Performance and Racing Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars My Old Pig Ain't Running My Old Pig Always Roars My Old Plymouth Ain't Runnin. More Overall Performance And Reliability Mostly Obsolete Parts Assembled Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Most Often Passed At Races My Only Problems Are Repairs Move Over People Are Racing MUSTANG Massively Ugly Sh*tpile That's Always No Good Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good NISSAN Never I Shall Steal Another Nissan Now in Stupid Shape, Always Nasty OLDS One Leak, Dead Starter Older, Louder, Dumber, Slower Obnoxious, Loud Death Sled OLDSMOBILE Oh Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment PINTO Put In Nickel To Operate Performance Is Not The Object Put In New Transmission Often Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook Pyrotechnics Is Naturally The Object PLYMOUTH Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood! Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap PONTIAC Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac PORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough PROBE Plainly Runs Only By Exception RENAULT Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Slick As A Brick Swedish Auto - Always Broken Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Swedish Auto's Are Best Sad Attempt At Beauty Sorry Auto, Always Broken Shape Appears Ass-Backward SATURN Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice SUBARU Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually U R A BUS (read backwards) Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass The One You Ought To Avoid TRIUMPH The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worthless STP Stop Those Pistons NAPA Never Any Parts Available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FDlightningSVT Posted November 3, 2002 Report Share Posted November 3, 2002 Hey Ratfink......I'll race you. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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