Parrots

CHIEFZUSAF · August 16, 2003

This lady goes to a pet store and sees two female parrots for sale cheap. She asks the store keeper why they were on sale and the store keeper replied that the parrots were recently gotten from a house of ill repute and they only knew a few words which were mostly derogatory.

The lady figured since she was getting a good deal she'd take them home and try to teach them some good things to say. Once the lady got them home, the parrots chirped simultaneously at everyone who walked by saying "hi, we're a coupla whores...wanna have some fun?"

After a couple of weeks of trying to teach these two female parrots something good the lady gave up because the only thing out of the parrot's mouths were "hi, we're a coupla whores...wanna have some fun?"

The lady went back to the store keeper for advise and the store keeper told her that he had sold a couple of male parrots to the priest down the street and the priest had these two parrots reading the bible and reciting sermons and other good things.

The lady decides to give the priest a try and so she took the two female parrots over for a visit. As soon as the female parrots saw the two male parrots they simulateously said "hi, we're a coupla whores...wanna have some fun?"

Instantly one male parrot responded"put away the bible Frankie, our prayers have been answered"