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:cheers: To all in the armed forces


A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a

gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic

ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the

Sergeant Major for conversation.


"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very

serious man. Is something bothering you?"


"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."


"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations

and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of



"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."


The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a

conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a

little. Relax and enjoy yourself."


The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious



Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you

don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last

time you had sex?"


"1955, ma'am."


"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and

quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex

since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a

private room where she proceeded to "relax" him

several times.


Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his

bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much

since 1955!"


The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his

matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."


(Don't ya love military time?!)

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