tawss04 Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 This was sent to my on my email The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And my personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox_forma Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 #4 has me tearing up from laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dylan06SS Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 BOOOOO!! Traitor!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Sorry guys I had to share it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SS--BLOWN Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Must have secretly been written by a guy. Women have no knowledge of the term "vapor lock" unless they are incredibly butch. Just my $0.02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 #4 has me tearing up from laughing <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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montanass Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Must have secretly been written by a guy. Women have no knowledge of the term "vapor lock" unless they are incredibly butch. Just my $0.02 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yeah ! I thought it was gonna be funny! I didn't read it until i copy-pasted it and sent it to all of my freinds! damn... now they're gonna think i'm fruity or something! booooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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