lakas187 Posted September 19, 2003 Report Share Posted September 19, 2003 A few Ford jokes: Q: Why does Ford Suck? A: Because they are like buttholes, everyones got one, and they all stink. Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and a Mustang? A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside... Q: What do you call a ford project car? A: Keeping it running. Q: Why did Ford put heaters in the bumpers of their new trucks? A: So the owners can keep their hands warm while pushing them home. Q: Why are the new Ford trucks more aerodynamic? A: So they save us gas when the Chevy tows them away. Q: What did the Chevy say to the Ford? A: Would you like a tow home? Q: How can they approve the new Ford truck? A: Put a Chevy engine in it. Q: Why is this country so far in debt? A: Because the President drives a Ford. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?. A: To push his Ford F-150 back into the shop. Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: Because his F-150 got stuck. Q: Why are the Ford dealers giving away a free German Shepard with every car sold? A: So the owner has someone to walk home with. Q: Why do the new F-150's have larger bumpers? A: It makes it easier on the tow trucks. This is your brain: CHEVY This is your brain, on drugs: FORD Here's a few acronyms for F.O.R.D.: Found On Roadside Dead F*cked On Race Day F*cking Old Rusty Dustbin Factory Ordered Road Disasters Flip Over, Read Directions Four Old Rusty Doors For Only Retarded Drivers Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy For Off-Road Dead it Freaking Only Runs Downhill Found On Railroad Deserted Forget Out-Running Dale And here's a few backwards ones (D.R.O.F.): Driver Returns On Foot Dorks Ride On Fors Don't Ride Over Fifty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BenKey Posted September 19, 2003 Report Share Posted September 19, 2003 Forget Out-Running Dale I found one I liked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledfootss Posted October 3, 2003 Report Share Posted October 3, 2003 my dad just bought a 2004 f150 and he got a free lazy boy with it. so i had to tell him that was because ford figured he would be sitting on the road somewhere waiting for the tow truck and they just wanted him to be comfortable. he didnt think it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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impalarasser Posted October 3, 2003 Report Share Posted October 3, 2003 pritty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck Posted October 3, 2003 Report Share Posted October 3, 2003 I just got a good deal, not some bonus insentive (like a dog or a chair) that I really did not want in the first place. Buying a ford sounds like going to the bank, they are always giving you worthless junk to get your money. -Chuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TedG Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 You forgot F__king Old Rebuilt Dodge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4nash Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 Found On Road Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MHarmon Posted October 10, 2003 Report Share Posted October 10, 2003 At least they circled the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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