misterp Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 A 70-year-old man tells his doctor, "I've never felt better; Ive got a 23-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor thought over the question for a minute and then said, "Well, I've got a retired friend who is a hunter, and he never misses a season. One day he rushed out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?" The geriatric patient replied, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver..." The doctor replied, "My point exactly." Mr. P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Where do you get these at Mr.P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montanass Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 thats one of the best i've read in a while Mr. P! Good one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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