misterp Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they don't have hands. Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS Silv Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Did you know dogs have the cleanest mouths? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xero Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 ok, you be the frist to suck their **** and well see how clean your mouth is afterwards.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalms02 Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 (edited) Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they don't have hands. Mr. P. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought it was because they can..... Edited July 18, 2006 by Generalms02 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
67camaro02 Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 better than the realtor joke, but you still need practice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_a_n_payne Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they don't have hands. Mr. P. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought it was because they can..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron's SS Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Did you know dogs have the cleanest mouths? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well actually not true. Couldn't tell if your joking or serious, but dogs mouths contain tons fo bacteria. I like the "because they can reponse..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexaSS Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Man, I would tell all of you guys the joke about the peanut butter, but I don't want you to spread it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WI_Dave Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they don't have hands. Mr. P. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought it was because they can..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orion :: SS Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Well actually not true. Couldn't tell if your joking or serious, but dogs mouths contain tons fo bacteria. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, it is true...as tested on "Mythbusters" That guy Adam licked a petri dish...and they had a dog lick one. A day or 2 later, the one the dog licked had 1/10th the bacteria growing in it!!! [/offtopic] - Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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