Mcskandlss Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come done to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day." The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water. The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water." The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montanass Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 (edited) ah ha ha ha ha ha! Edited August 1, 2006 by montanass (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_a_n_payne Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 HAAAAAAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 I've heard that one before but its still Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevySSandChevy8.1 Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Definately outwitted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006_superado Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 when you laugh by your self you know it's funny!.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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