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Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.

While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.


The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. , you know...

''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''


The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...

''Double Income, No Kids Yet. "


The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...

''Rich, Urban, Biker. "


The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know...

''Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''


They turn to the woman and ask her.

''What are you?''


She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...

Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc.''

Edited by dannyc_2006_SS (see edit history)
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