SS_bnoon_SS Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 GOD AND THE BIKER A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish" The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." God said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong and I know there is, and how I can make a woman truly happy." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . God replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mcskandlss Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 yes that was some funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas_Veteran Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Four lanes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwarren Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 That is a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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adams2003 Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Man, that was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 I've heard that one before and it's just as funny today as it was then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsJac Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAD2THEBONEBLACKSS Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 That is really Funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbpsychoSS Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 lol ..............heard it before but with another twist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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