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ford and gm merge together?????


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:crackup: just from my basic busines knowledge that would not happen. on severl reasons especially because they are direct competitors. and from what we have seen mergers do not happen from direct competitors.

benz-chrysler type of things. that would be a enourmous company though. but it just wouldnt work.

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First day on the assembly line after the merger would probably be something like that old Johnny Cash song...



Now, up to now my plan went all right

'Til we tried to put it all together one night

And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.


The transmission was a '53

And the motor turned out to be a '73

And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone.


So we drilled it out so that it would fit

And with a little bit of help with an A-daptor kit

We had that engine runnin' just like a song

Now the headlight' was another sight

We had two on the left and one on the right

But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on.


The back end looked kinda funny too

But we put it together and when we got thru

Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin

About that time my wife walked out

And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts

But she opened the door and said "Honey, take me for a spin."




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