dannyc_2006_SS Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 DISCLAIMER: Just a funny joke, I have nothing against black people. DannyC David Letterman's top 10 reasons why there are no Black NASCAR drivers: (Will his life will be miserable when the NAACP sees this!) # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run. AND THE NUMBER O NE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR... #1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Heard that one but still pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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air force vm Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Man thats too funny and true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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