JOTD

[mbpsychoSS]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave

at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place

where he knows her from.

 

So he says, "Do you know me?" to which she replies, "I think you're the

father of one of my kids."

 

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful

to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor

party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while

your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up

my butt???"

 

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math

teacher."

[kaotik1]

Day late buck short man