hot rod truck Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 This may be a Still funny A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart .... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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misterp Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 OMG I'm going to use that one Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 I have heard that one, but still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixxerrider Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 This is why i want to be a Wal Mart greeter when I retire from Active Duty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitches040 Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Ha Ha Ha ... Now that was funny .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyc_2006_SS Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 That was a funny one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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