nixsupersport Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Here's some more More Chucky More More Chucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psher481 Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 chuck norris is the only man alive that knows what victoria's secret is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oo p0op oO Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS Silv Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 (edited) Chuck Norris can slam a revovling door . haha Edited October 23, 2006 by SS Silv (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z4pp Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer... too bad he never cries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaymoney Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 Cant say Im a huge Chuck fan all i can say is that i would pay big bucks to see him and Bruce Lee git it on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black2003SS Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 Bruce Lee would smoke him like a good cuban... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Cant say Im a huge Chuck fan all i can say is that i would pay big bucks to see him and Bruce Lee git it on <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bruce Lee would smoke him like a good cuban... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Chuck will be coming for you three. Chuck knows all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmax Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Bluce Ree is dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaymoney Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Lucky for Chuck Bruce Lee is Dead Because Chuck would look funny with BL foot hanging out of his Ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 chuck norris dosn't sleep, he waits LOL chuck norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of chuck norris ROFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS_bnoon_SS Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 (edited) Cant say Im a huge Chuck fan all i can say is that i would pay big bucks to see him and Bruce Lee git it on <{POST_SNAPBACK}> All you have to do is watch "Return of the Dragon" to see it... 7 time Karate champ, Chuck, was quoted as saying he was more nervous about "play" fighting Bruce than fighting any real opponant that he ever faced off against. Every move that Chuck wanted to put into the movie, Bruce had a counter attack for and they would argue about what their fighter character would actually get hit with. A lot of that fight sequence is made up on the spot, i.e. "real". Every time Chuck actually hit Bruce, he would say "Good, that will look great on film!" They say that you can learn more technnique from watching this fight sequence than watching 100 real fights. Edited November 2, 2006 by SS_bnoon_SS (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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