Quik Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 The Honda night before X-mas... Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was an 03' Cobra Coupe and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this damn Cobra, even with it's big power, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Cobra erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action, But I know I'm in trouble when that Cobra gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing, My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing, I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining, All I can do is keep that four-banger straining, In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver backs off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says in fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing", I scowled and revved and let out a sigh, And did my trademark high-speed ricer fly-by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 Whoever wrote that deserves a Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Posi12Bolt Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 thats great!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26dub_SS Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 aahhaahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomp62301 Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 thats some funny shit there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGunny Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 thats some funny shit there. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 I'm going to print a bunch of those out and go over to wally world on friday(the busiest shopping day of the year). I'm sure there will be lots of hondas there so I can stick one under their windshield wiper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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misterp Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 I'm going to print a bunch of those out and go over to wally world on friday(the busiest shopping day of the year). I'm sure there will be lots of hondas there so I can stick one under their windshield wiper God you are mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 I'm going to print a bunch of those out and go over to wally world on friday(the busiest shopping day of the year). I'm sure there will be lots of hondas there so I can stick one under their windshield wiper God you are mean. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Am not You know you want to do it too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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