hot rod truck Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay" he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way." Enjoy I'm sure this is recycled but still funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Posi12Bolt Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 ingenious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted November 23, 2006 Report Share Posted November 23, 2006 That's great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyrome Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 funny and smart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonman316 Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 hmm i'm sure someones gonna try that one for chrismas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
air force vm Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJT13 Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 funny as sh*t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victorredss Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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