Posi12Bolt Posted November 23, 2006 Report Share Posted November 23, 2006 January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WI_Dave Posted November 23, 2006 Report Share Posted November 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted November 23, 2006 Report Share Posted November 23, 2006 Those were awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS Silv Posted November 23, 2006 Report Share Posted November 23, 2006 That was better than your last joke. Haha, couldn't help myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas_Veteran Posted November 23, 2006 Report Share Posted November 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posi12Bolt Posted November 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2006 That was better than your last joke. Haha, couldn't help myself. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> its not my fault you didn't understand it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever a Fan Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 That was better than your last joke. Haha, couldn't help myself. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> its not my fault you didn't understand it... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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air force vm Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Got to love the Blonde's. Thanks that made my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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