tawss04 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Why Parents Get Gray Hair A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your son, Chad P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 OK that was a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Alright Tim You're on a roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaymoney Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Now thats funny right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimB Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 My son is now 21 and my hair never had the chance to turn gray it just all fell out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJT13 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 funny sh*t! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTMID8R SS Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 I have 6 year old twins and a 4 year old (all BOYS), believe me, I know a little about gray hair AND the lack of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonman316 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Forever a Fan Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 This will do it too NSFW...you have been warned Pissoffyourparents1.wmv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwest94 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 I liked it, cant wait to be a father to someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posi12Bolt Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 OK that was a good one! damn'it nobody told me that trick years ago... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgdsub72 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 lol, at the story and the video! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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