WI_Dave Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - B!#ch Voluptuous - Very Fat Large frame - Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate - Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaotik1 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS Wants Soul mate - Stalker <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Man that is so the truth! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tonman316 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS Wants Soul mate - Stalker <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Man that is so the truth! haha <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Friendship first = friend zone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixsupersport Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04CHASE Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 WERD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PladdPezzPunk Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06redSSrwd Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 i now understand women...... NOT ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTMID8R SS Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Here's a question for all you ponderers, What is it about a sleeping man that just drives a woman out of her mind? I swear, everytime I lay down for 5 minutes, the wife is all over me. Never mind I just worked all night, took the kids to school, ran around and paid bills and ate breakfast! One of those things we 'just don't understand'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perk03z06 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Here's a question for all you ponderers, What is it about a sleeping man that just drives a woman out of her mind? I swear, everytime I lay down for 5 minutes, the wife is all over me. Never mind I just worked all night, took the kids to school, ran around and paid bills and ate breakfast! One of those things we 'just don't understand'! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In her mind ... If she can't nap/sleep, you're not gonna nap/sleep ... Man, I'd be layin' down the law if I were you ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTMID8R SS Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Apparently you aren't married, HUH? The only law that would get laid down would be 'johnny law'. Child support and alimony don't come cheap. Not to mention I don't like sleeping on the couch! Come on all you married guy's, tell him how the law gets laid down when momma's pissed! [ quote=perk03z06,Dec 19 2006, 04:57 PM] Here's a question for all you ponderers, What is it about a sleeping man that just drives a woman out of her mind? I swear, everytime I lay down for 5 minutes, the wife is all over me. Never mind I just worked all night, took the kids to school, ran around and paid bills and ate breakfast! One of those things we 'just don't understand'! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In her mind ... If she can't nap/sleep, you're not gonna nap/sleep ... Man, I'd be layin' down the law if I were you ... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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