rivierakid55 Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again." The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26dub_SS Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eamonnschevy Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 that was funny lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen.One05 Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again." The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You know what i wanna see??? You 2 actually race... so you can settle this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oo p0op oO Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 hahaha...niicceeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 That's pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PladdPezzPunk Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KoreySS Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> God I hate you!! Go away!!!! -K- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyc_2006_SS Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Good 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006SilverSS Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 haha, that's good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06redSSrwd Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 yet another one to tell my blonde girlfriend! lol. there goes dub with the bs flag ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbpsychoSS Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 them poor blonds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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