hot rod truck Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 A teacher asked her class to make a sentence using the word "fascinate". Molly put up her hand up and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOB47 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Time to fess up Brian, YOU are Little Johnny aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted January 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Time to fess up Brian, YOU are Little Johnny aren't you? No..not me...he's shorter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nixsupersport Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 funny shit right there, straight out of redneck dictionary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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