06redSSrwd Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 A redneck man gets married to a redneck woman, they have a traditional church wedding then afterward proceed to their hotel for their honeymoon. Being their 1st night of marriage they start getting a little wild until the wife stops her new husband and says, "Before we do this, i want you to know that i'm a virgin." The redneck is so startled by this news that he runs out of the hotel and runs all the way home to his father. Once with his father he tells him, "Dad, she's a virgin! what do i do? I don't know what to do!" To which the father replies, "Son i hate to break it to ya, but if she ain't good enough for her family, she sure as hell ain't good enough for ours!" Enjoy ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 So wrong but so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 So wrong but so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Is this the happy couple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06redSSrwd Posted February 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Is this the happy couple? DAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :lol: ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PladdPezzPunk Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 thats horrible. but hillarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen.One05 Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Is this the happy couple? Get a load of them legs!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faceliftedss Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 he better dibs top or he's screwed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Is this the happy couple? Get a load of them legs!!! uugghhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Holy shit that is gross!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedSS4U Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 HEY HOW COME I CANT SEE THE PICS??????THATS F..... UP!!!! OH WELL, TOO BAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimp ss Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 now thats funny i dont care who you are.dear lord be with the pigmys in new guinnae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06redSSrwd Posted February 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 HEY HOW COME I CANT SEE THE PICS??????THATS F..... UP!!!! OH WELL, TOO BAD Bro trust me on this that you don't want to see them ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSmoothSilSS Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 I think there family tree doesn't fork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06redSSrwd Posted February 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 I think there family tree doesn't fork. DAAAAHHH!!!!HAHAHA :lol: ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max80878 Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Those pics should be saved for gasoline alley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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