hot rod truck Posted February 18, 2007 Report Share Posted February 18, 2007 NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. PEPTOBIMBO Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. DUMBEROL When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. FLIPITOR Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. MENICILLIN Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. " BUYAGRA Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. JACKASSPIRIN Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat. ANTI-TALKSIDENT A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. NAGAMENT When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him. Yeah, I have to sleep on the couch, but it's just like camping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertss Posted February 18, 2007 Report Share Posted February 18, 2007 thats funny right there....... dont care who you are.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted February 19, 2007 Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 thats funny right there....... dont care who you are.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted February 19, 2007 Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 I know just who to forward this one to in the morning... Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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