rivierakid55 Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called The United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF): These Alabama boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus or WOMAN! 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 I don't care who ya are thats F-ing funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmids5.3l Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Hey hey hey....Im on that team! Actually, did you hear about Bush's new strategy for Iraq? Were gonna halo drop Chuck Norris into Baghdad with nothing but a M4 and 5 loaded magazines......too bad he only needs 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSS04 Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 thats some funny shit right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas_Veteran Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Damn, I wish it were that easy. I've seen way too many people die over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
air force vm Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 That was great. Only if it was that easy to do it like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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