hot rod truck Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 Know Your State Motto Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona Yes, But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas Literacy Ain't Everythang. California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut Like Massachusetts , Only Smaller Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida Ask Us About Our Grand kids.... And Our Voting Skills. Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum; Leave Your Money) Idaho More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good. Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free. Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn. Kansas First Of The Rectangle States. Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names. Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster. Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It. Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt! Michigan First Line Of Defense From The Canadians. Minnesota 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes. Mississippi Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State . Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work. Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections! Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest. Nevada Hookers and Poker! New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone. New Jersey You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets. New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... And No Right To Self Defense! North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable. North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan . Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing. Oregon Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner. Pennsylvania Cook With Coal. Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island . South Carolina Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet. South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota . Tennessee Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum . Texas Se Hable Ingles! ('Taint Funny - It's Happening!) Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus. Vermont Too Liberal For The Kennedys. Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor! West Virginia One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin Come Cut the Cheese! Wyoming Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared. (Home Of Brokeback Mtn. ) The District of Columbia The Work-Free Drug Place ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drako Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen.One05 Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 "Texas Se Hable Ingles! ('Taint Funny - It's Happening!)" you said taint... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmids5.3l Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names. :crackup: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wody Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 nevada "hookers and poker" what about the booze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS Silv Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 I was cringing to hear what North Dakota was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxySS Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 Washington's is pretty much right on except it needs to include Florida, Maryland, Massachussetts, New York and Vermont to be completely accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names. :crackup: :lol: So sad, cause it's so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertss Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names. :crackup: :lol: So sad, cause it's so true. i thought it was 5 million people 1 dna........ our family tree is a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names. :crackup: :lol: So sad, cause it's so true. i thought it was 5 million people 1 dna........ our family tree is a stick. I thought that was Mississippi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertss Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names. :crackup: :lol: So sad, cause it's so true. i thought it was 5 million people 1 dna........ our family tree is a stick. I thought that was Mississippi squeal like a pig....................... do i hear dueling banjos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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