tawss04 Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Darryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Darryl said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in, to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes. " "What? He had two assholes?", asked the mortician. Yup, I never seen 'em, but everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two assholes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huero626 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Good one dude lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 oldie but goodie now for the explanation. This joke was particulary funny seeing that the 2 rednecks were too dumb to understand that they were in fact the 2 assholes mentioned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixxerrider Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 That was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertss Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 oldie but goodie now for the explanation. This joke was particulary funny seeing that the 2 rednecks were too dumb to understand that they were in fact the 2 assholes mentioned who you calling a redneck. what makes you think they are rednecks, they could be californians or new hampshireians. all rednecks are not stupid hicks, i think you are being racist and spreading your hate. jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixsupersport Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 HAHAHA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 (edited) what makes you think they are rednecks, they could be californians or new hampshireians.all rednecks are not stupid hicks, i think you are being racist and spreading your hate. jk I dunno lets see Bubba, Daryl, and Gomer maybe I'm from Texas and we may not all be hicks but we are all rednecks unfortunatley. J/K Edited March 19, 2007 by brobradh77 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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