hot rod truck Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Old age and treachery still overcomes youth and enthusiasm Subject: Perks of Being over 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, " Did I wake you ???? " 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 PM. 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 19. You can't remember who sent you this list . And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desrtrat Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Old age and treachery still overcomes youth and enthusiasm Subject: Perks of Being over 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, " Did I wake you ???? " 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 PM. 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 19. You can't remember who sent you this list . And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience thats me... they say life begins at 50, the only thing that begins is the AARP mailers that are always in the mail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted March 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 thats me... they say life begins at 50, the only thing that begins is the AARP mailers that are always in the mail Got my card and I'm using it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertss Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 hell i hit most of them at 40......... must be the miles and the wrecks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomp62301 Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 glad i'm only half way there... i'm not ready for some of things in that list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 I'm 30 and I already feel that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted March 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 This pic will make all of us old guys feel really old Remember these guys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOB47 Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 The Beaver, Wally and Eddie Haskel. What do I win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSS04 Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 i don't plan on getting there anytime soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted March 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 The Beaver, Wally and Eddie Haskel. What do I win? Bob, you win an attaboy, knowing that you have retained a manageable amount of brain cells to remember Leave It to Beaver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOB47 Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Bob, you win an attaboy, knowing that you have retained a manageable amount of brain cells to remember Leave It to Beaver I thought they were from Gilligans Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wody Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 I thought they were from Gilligans Island. thats what i thought at first. i can't wait till im 75 kickin back with no worries just like when we were kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted March 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 I thought they were from Gilligans Island. Could be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted March 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Could be... better pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backinblack Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Haw Haw you're old!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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