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A lady working the world's oldest profession goes to see her accountant to get her taxes done.

 

The accountant asks her what he should put down for her profession.

 

She says, "Hooker"

 

The accountant says, "We can't use that , it's not a legal business."

 

She says, " Well,use lady of the evening."

 

The accountant says, "That won't work either, the IRS will red flag that too"

 

She says, " Put down chicken farmer"

 

The accountant gets a puzzled look on his face and says, "Chicken farmer. You haven't raised any chickens "

 

"That's correct, but in the last year I have raised over 1000 cocks"

 

:jester:

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