things to do at wal mart

[desertss]

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

 

 

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

 

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

 

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

 

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

 

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

 

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

 

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding

department.

 

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

 

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.

 

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

 

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

 

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

 

13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

 

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! And; last, but

not least!)

 

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait awhile; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[tonyrome]

that was some funny stuff cant wait to try them

[bradical]

Im a contractor for Wal-Mart remodels, so i have alot of hours logged in there . Some of them ive never even though about. Oh, if your gonna do the nose picking thing do it in electronics thats pretty much the only place that actually has cameras in the bubbles

[zanis520]

those are pretty good. 1, 10, and 13 are the best

[WI_Dave]

We used to go in electronics and peel off the magnetic tags on cd's and slip them into peoples coat pockets. When they leave the automated voice says "bong" You have activated the Wal-mart inventory control system. Please step back and someone will assist you.

[Black2003SS]

We used to go in electronics and peel off the magnetic tags on cd's and slip them into peoples coat pockets. When they leave the automated voice says "bong" You have activated the Wal-mart inventory control system. Please step back and someone will assist you.

 

Cool stuff. We used to do that as well when working in retail...until they fired 2 people for internal theft of security devices. They also arrested a couple of people for destruction of property who were removing them and putting them on people...they cataloged these two guys over a couple months of doing it though...not just one time...

[zippy]

I like that list and I'm willing to try some of them. I hate Wal Mart...

[NashSS]

I like number 13 and like the idea of putting the security magnets in people coats as they walk out. Funny Stuff

[Z4pp]

I used to work at walmart too :[

lol

some of those customers are ****ing rude, I had this old lady straight up pissed off cussing me out cuze her coupon was expired and she insisted it wasn't. It was 50 cents of detergent. Effin cheap skate.