hot rod truck Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 A month had passed, and Ken figured he had seen the last of Larry, but one day, Ken approached the park and -- lo and behold!--there sat Larry! Ken was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, "For crying out loud Larry, what in the world happened to you?" Larry replied, "I have been in jail." "Jail?" cried Ken. "What in the world for?" "Well," Larry said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?" "Yeah," said Ken, "I remember her. What about her?" "Well, one day she filed rape charges against me, and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded guilty. The judge gave me 30 days for perjury." I can relate to this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOB47 Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 At 89 he should have pled guilty to "assault with a dead weapon". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.