BlackSS04 Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: they would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And other birds were boisterous and loud: they sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene, and no one demanding their rights to a free meal. Now let's see...our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr82sxs Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 so true.. i'll be sending that as an email here shortly to everyone in my address book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAD Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 I wish I knew where that big ass bird feeder was, I would try and take it down myself and burn it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 I say its time to smash that bird feeder...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSS04 Posted July 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 (edited) i agree 100% fellas. Take Down That Damn Bird Feeder !!! Edited July 8, 2007 by BlackSS04 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 I applaud that post for i couldn't agree more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Amen brother! i couldnt have said it better myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[email protected] Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Damn that bird feeder -Lance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nextelsucks Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 That was awesome well said. that made my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Thank you for this post.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raandoggy Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 > A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. > > He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, > "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me > housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" > > The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." > > The man goes on and encounters another passerby. > > "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" > > The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese" > > The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes > his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America !" > > That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not > American!" > > He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" > > She says, "No, I am from Africa!" > > Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" > > The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work." This is my 100th post!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[email protected] Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 > A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.> > He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, > "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me > housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" > > The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." > > The man goes on and encounters another passerby. > > "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" > > The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese" > > The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes > his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America !" > > That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not > American!" > > He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" > > She says, "No, I am from Africa!" > > Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" > > The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work." This is my 100th post!! It's funny b/c it's true..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSS04 Posted July 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 It's funny b/c it's true..... :crackup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmids5.3l Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 :lol: Good stuff, great thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnSr Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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