hot rod truck Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So.... you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely,this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.." MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are evil...Don't mess with them Mr. P. can verify the authenticity of the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmids5.3l Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 :lol: What a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z4pp Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 WHAT A BITCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 What a bitch WHAT A BITCH! you know the saying "Life's a Bitch, then you marry one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireRescueSS Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 I think I've dated that girl.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fireman31 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 sounds like my ex-g/f.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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