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A guy goes into the Post Office to apply for a job.

 

The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the

service?"

 

"Yes," he says. "I was in for three years."

 

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra

points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you

disabled in any way?"

 

The guy says, "Yes... while in a hostile area, a

mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles

off."

 

 

The interviewer tells the guy, "OK. I can hire you

right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.

You can start tomorrow. Be here 10:00A.M."

 

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from

8:00 to 4:00, why do you want me to come in at 10:00

A.M.?"

 

"This is a government job. We stand around for the

first two hours scratching our balls. No point you

coming in for that."

 

:jester:

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